Their lot is to wait in ambush for scholars' errors, slips and mistakes then sometimes frame a question around it and send it to a newly graduated Arab scholar in Saudi Arabia, 'There is a caller in our town, he said such-and-such (they will exaggerate it), what can you say about him?' The other scholar, perhaps unaware of the havoc they cause here, will hand down a fatwa, fiam they will say your celebrated duktoor is gone, your muhaddith is down. You will see them celebrate their loot in their circles while their UK-based masaakeen cheer them up, 'Weldone brothers you are really trying in Nigeria'.
They will some other time create visual slides for it with computer-generated voiceovers and spread it across accompanied with thread comments of vileness, myopia and ignorance.
If you are chanced to meet anyone of them physically you will feel like spanking him on the buttocks after you might have engaged him in a knowledgeable discourse and see how shallow he is in knowledge.
If you don't mend your ways, your ignominy is nigh Inshaa Allaah.
