Another 'Khawatir' on the Pristiniyyoon of Ilorin

Thursday 07-Mar-2024, 1:28AM / 844

(This is written in a colloquial form as a blend of correct and pidgin English) 

Please who dey find the trouble of the Pristiniyyoon? They are seriously angry. They are firing at all cylinders. Hope they are not going to turn their guns on themselves bayi!

You had your conference, fine. Reflect on what you learnt. Must you react to every criticism directed at you?

(Though there is still a load of accusations against you which you still dey dodge like ebola and corona virus, or you don forget? We know sey you are good at deflection, ẹ káre). 

You said people don't have respect for 'your' carefully-selected scholars but you are the babanla disrespecters of many scholars home and abroad.

(I put 'your' in inverted commas because those scholars are also our scholars we only don't blind-follow them. If they say the truth, we follow it if otherwise, otherwise. We strongly believe none of them is immune to mistakes - major or minor. You may add this to our list of 'heresies'.)

One of your ogas said the visitors asked if there are no Saudi graduates in Nigeria. What did you tell them? 'All of dem don craze' or what did you tell them? I am very interested in the response you gave to 'our' visitors and their reaction to that response.

'All of them are lost except us' or what did you tell them?

The day you will realize your folly here, ẹ má wa omi lójú ẹ dẹ̀ ni rí (apology to the non-Yorubas. You see there are some things that are better said in Yoruba for a far-reaching effect).

Even though we may not agree with those folks making passes directly or indirectly at 'your' scholars like the ones that spoke at your 'international' and the-best-thing-to-happen-in-Nigeria conference, we think you are tactically and surreptitiously over reactionary, as usual. It is a merchandise you are good at. 

(Abeg don't mark my own grammar o, I don dey forget 'Englis'. Abu Anwar was correcting someone's grammar and was himself making a ton of errors. Even if you want to refute someone over an Islamic matter, and who wrote in English, is it the commas and the colons you will be looking for? Abu Anwar, haba!)

So chill boys and stop being rash and cantankerous.

Sincerely I still believe one day you will stop all this your nonsense. I am personally not losing hope on you Inshaa Allaah.

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